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		<title>Pelzer Williamston West Pelzer BBS</title>
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			<title>Too Funny (Menopause)</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 03 Sep 2010 12:40:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>It is rumored that these women are from West Pelzer 
Did this happen in the dollar general parking lot :confused: 
 
Click on link or copy and paste in your browser. 
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Il2UxaVqVY</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>It is rumored that these women are from West Pelzer<br />
Did this happen in the dollar general parking lot :confused:<br />
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Click on link or copy and paste in your browser.<br />
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Il2UxaVqVY" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Il2UxaVqVY</a></div>

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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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			<title>High School Football</title>
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			<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 02:49:13 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Thursday Sept. 2nd, Dixie @ Palmetto Mustangs will be on channel 5 (WMYA)   @ 7:30pm 
 
For those of u who have Charter cable tv................... 
 
Go Mustangs !!!!! 
 
Image: http://www.alumniclass.com/school_images/562/logo.jpg</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Thursday Sept. 2nd, Dixie @ Palmetto Mustangs will be on channel 5 (WMYA)   @ 7:30pm<br />
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For those of u who have Charter cable tv...................<br />
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Go Mustangs !!!!!<br />
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<img src="http://www.alumniclass.com/school_images/562/logo.jpg" border="0" alt="" /></div>

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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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			<title>Post your score predictions here for 2010</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:33:58 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Post your score predictions prior to each game. It’s okay to edit your predictions as long as your last edit time is prior to the kick-off time.</description>
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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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			<title>Post your score predictions here for 2010</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 22:26:14 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>Post your score predictions prior to each game. It’s okay to edit your predictions as long as your last edit time is prior to the kick-off time.</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>Post your score predictions prior to each game. It’s okay to edit your predictions as long as your last edit time is prior to the kick-off time.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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			<title>a blonde mortician</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:51:01 GMT</pubDate>
			<description><![CDATA[A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit. 
 
 
The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing. 
 
 
The...]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>A man who'd just died is delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.<br />
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The female blonde mortician asks the deceased's wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.<br />
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The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, 'I don't care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.'<br />
<br />
<br />
The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly...<br />
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<br />
She says to the mortician, 'Whatever this cost, I'm very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I'm very grateful. How much did you spend?' To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.<br />
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<br />
'There's no charge,' she says.<br />
<br />
<br />
'No, really, I must compensate you for the cost of that exquisite blue suit!' she says.<br />
<br />
<br />
'Honestly, ma'am,' the blonde says, 'it cost nothing. You see, a deceased gentleman of about your husband's size was brought in shortly after you left yesterday, and he was wearing an attractive blue suit. I asked his wife if she minded him going to his grave wearing a black suit instead, and she said it made no difference as long as he looked nice.'<br />
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<br />
'So I just switched the heads.'<br />
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(BET YOU DIDN'T SEE THAT COMING!!!)</div>

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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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			<title>Stress Management</title>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 09:46:31 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>It really works!!! 
 
 
Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, and life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals. 
 
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile. 
 
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...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>It really works!!!<br />
<br />
<br />
Just in case you are having a rough day (week, year, and life), here is a stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.<br />
<br />
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.<br />
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<img src="http://i33.tinypic.com/2l9i5a0.gif" border="0" alt="" /><br />
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1. Picture yourself lying on your stomach on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.<br />
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2. Picture yourself with both your hands dangling in the cool running water.<br />
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3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.<br />
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4. No one knows your secret place.<br />
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5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called the world.<br />
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6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.<br />
<br />
7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater......<br />
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<br />
<b>There!! See? It really does work. You're smiling already.</b></div>

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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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			<title>Something to keep you going until the weekend gets here</title>
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			<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:16:29 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>*@ Old Mac, WP_Arch, townee* you have got to try this or any1 else..... 
 
 
This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess 
there are some things that the brain cannot handle. 
 
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT? 
 
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div><b>@ Old Mac, WP_Arch, townee</b> you have got to try this or any1 else.....<br />
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<br />
This is hysterical. You have to try this. It is absolutely true. I guess<br />
there are some things that the brain cannot handle.<br />
<br />
HOW SMART IS YOUR RIGHT FOOT?<br />
<br />
You have to try this please, it takes 2 seconds. I could not believe<br />
this!!!<br />
It is from an orthopedic surgeon..............<br />
This will boggle your mind and you will keep you trying over and over again to see if you can outsmart your foot, but, you can't...<br />
It's pre-programmed in your brain!<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
1. Without anyone watching you (they will think you are GOOFY......)<br />
and while sitting at your desk in front of your computer, lift your right<br />
foot off the floor and make clockwise circles.<br />
<br />
2. Now, while doing this, draw the number '6' in the air with your<br />
right hand. Your foot will change direction.<br />
<br />
I told you so!!! And there's nothing you can do about it! You and I<br />
both know how stupid it is, but before the day is done you are going to<br />
try it again, if you've not already done so.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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			<title>Just for Townee!!</title>
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			<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 17:51:36 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>I am for freedom! I think that if your grass is effecting your neighbors then maybe they need to help you cut it. This whole world has gone crazy!!! I remember when I was a young one we where made to help our neighbors when they needed it. I am against people, groups, and  government telling...</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>I am for freedom! I think that if your grass is effecting your neighbors then maybe they need to help you cut it. This whole world has gone crazy!!! I remember when I was a young one we where made to help our neighbors when they needed it. I am against people, groups, and  government telling Americans what they can do or what they can't do. I do believe in LAWS of the land, but I don't believe that is the issue. BUT to answer you question directly &quot; so it want be said I was ignoring it&quot; it don't make one hill of beans to me. I keep my grass cut, and if I wanted to complain about anothers grass I would go and ask them if they need help with it.</div>

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			<dc:creator>Gunner</dc:creator>
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			<title>CJ Spiller...</title>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 13 Aug 2010 13:16:49 GMT</pubDate>
			<description>...NFL debut tonight on NFL Network 
 
7:30pm - Bills-Redskins</description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div>...NFL debut tonight on NFL Network<br />
<br />
7:30pm - Bills-Redskins</div>

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			<dc:creator>Razzo#5</dc:creator>
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